86+ Gnome Puns That Are Home Grown Fun

Finding a tiny way to grow some laughs?

This magical collection of gnome puns will have you giggling in your garden boots!

Perfect for fairy tale lovers, garden enthusiasts, or anyone who loves clever wordplay, these puns bring big humor in small packages.

So grab your pointy hat—let’s gnome where no pun has gone before!

Best Gnome Puns

• Gnome sweet gnome.

• I’m gnome-body without you!

• You’re looking gnome-tastic.

• I’m gnome for good jokes.

• Let that gnome-ent sink in.

• Gnome one compares to you.

• It’s a gnome-brainer!

• You’ve gnome idea how funny this is.

• Stay gnome and laugh!

• Gnome-atter what, keep smiling.

• Gnome pun intended.

• Gnome kidding—it’s hilarious!

• A little gnome told me this one.

• I’ve been gnome-inated for best pun!

• Gnome mercy!

• Just gnome it!

• Totally gnome-tivated.

• You gnome you love this.

• Have a gnome-tastic day!

• I’m not gnome-ally this funny.

• Keep it gnome-real.

• Feeling a little gnome-stalgic.

• Gnome-man’s land of laughter.

• Gnome more tears—just laughs!

• Let’s gnome-dle this!

• Gnome one will believe this pun!

• Lawn and order: Gnome unit.

• I gnome what you did there.

• Gnome the drill—just laugh!

• Time to gnome wild!

Gnome Jokes

• Why did the gnome start a podcast? Because he had big gnome-mentum!

• What did the flower say to the gnome? Stop staring, bud!

• Why don’t gnomes get lost? They gnome the way!

• What do you call a stylish gnome? A gnome-de-couture.

• Why did the gnome stay home? He had gnomework to do!

• Why was the gnome so smart? He had a gnome-inal IQ!

• What’s a gnome’s favorite music? Gnome and bass!

• Why was the gnome always calm? He had inner gnome-peace.

• What do gnomes do on social media? Post gnome-ments!

• Why did the gnome become a gardener? He wanted to grow his fanbase.

• Why don’t gnomes fight? They prefer gnome-violence.

• Why did the gnome open a bakery? For the gnome-made cookies!

• How do gnomes take selfies? With a gnome-ophone.

• What did the gnome say on Valentine’s Day? I gnome I love you!

• Why did the gnome get promoted? He stood head and hat above the rest.

• What did the gnome say after telling a pun? “Gnome offense!”

• Why do gnomes never gossip? They keep things gnome-confidential.

• What game do gnomes love? Hide and gnome seek.

• Why was the gnome good at math? He always stayed gnome the numbers.

• Why did the gnome fail at dating? He was too small talk.

• Why do gnomes hate fast food? They prefer gnome-cooked meals!

• What do gnomes use for lighting? Gnome-lamps!

• Why do gnomes wear pointy hats? To point out the fun!

• Why was the gnome at the library? He wanted to gnome more.

• What’s a gnome’s favorite subject? Gnome-ecology.

• What happened when the gnome told a joke? Lawn-ter erupted!

• Why did the gnome take a nap in the garden? He was feeling gnome-sick.

• What do you call a dancing gnome? A gnome-body can stop him!

• Why did the gnome bring a ladder? To reach gnome heights.

• What’s a gnome’s favorite sport? Gnome curling!

Gnome One Liners

• I gnome what you’re thinking.

• You’re the gnome I’ve been looking for.

• Gnome worries, just puns!

• It’s a small world—gnome kidding.

• Hat’s off to the gnomes!

• I’m just lawn-ching puns now.

• Gnome offense, but I’m hilarious.

• I’m the pun king of the lawn!

• This pun is lawn overdue.

• Garden goals: be more gnome.

• Gnome time like the present.

• I’m on gnome patrol.

• We’re just getting to gnome each other.

• Stay off my lawn and into my jokes!

• That’s a gnome-run!

• Gnome and behold!

• It’s not much, but it’s gnome.

• Lawn life, best life.

• Let’s gnome the facts.

• Gnome in the zone.

• I’ve been gnome-napped by humor!

• Living my best gnome life.

• Don’t gnome what I’d do without puns.

• Gnome haters gonna hate.

• A gnome’s life for me!

• Born to pun, forced to gnome.

• That’s gnomebody’s business but mine!

• Gnome regrets, just laughs.

• Too gnome-ble to brag.

• My lawn, my gnomes, my rules.

These gnome puns are small in size but huge in humor! Whether you’re decorating your garden, writing a quirky card, or just sharing a smile, this pun-packed list has gnome shortage of charm. Stay punny and keep it magical!