80+ Crab Puns to Get Your Legs Moving

Looking for some shell-arious ways to make people laugh?

Dive into the deep sea of humor with these claw-some crab puns that are guaranteed to crack you up!

Whether you’re writing a funny card, naming your pet crab, or just need a pinch of laughter.

These puns are shore to be a hit. Let’s get crabby — in the funniest way possible!

Best Crab Puns

• I’m feeling a little shellfish today.

• Don’t be so crabby!

• Let’s shell-ebrate.

• I’m totally clawsome.

• You’ve got me hooked!

• Keep calm and crab on.

• I’m claw-ver like that.

• You’re krillin’ me!

• What the shell?

• It’s a crab-tastrophe!

• Shell yeah!

• Claw me maybe?

• I’ve got cabin crab-in.

• Sea-riously funny.

• This is my crab-itat.

• Feeling a bit crab-tivated.

• That joke was a bit crusty.

• You’ve got a pinch of humor.

• Let’s crab a bite!

• Totally shell-shocked.

• Claws and effect.

• Stop being so shellfish.

• Having a crab-tastic time.

• Crab-solutely amazing.

• Shell me more!

• I’m on a seafood diet — I see food and I eat it.

• Let’s not crab about it.

• Don’t pinch my style.

• Just a little shell-ter from the storm.

• I’m all claws and no pause.

Funny Crab Jokes

• Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

• What do you call a crab that throws tantrums? Crabby!

• How do crabs call each other? On a shell phone.

• Why did the crab cross the road? To get to the shell station.

• What’s a crab’s favorite music genre? Shell-pop.

• How do you make a crab laugh? Tell it a shell-arious joke.

• What do you call a rich crab? A million-shell-aire.

• What’s a crab’s favorite kind of math? Alge-bra.

• Why are crabs bad at sharing? They always want the last claw.

• Where do crabs keep their money? In a shell bank.

• What do crabs eat on their birthday? Crab cake.

• Why was the crab always late? He couldn’t find a shell-ndar.

• How do crabs write? With a claw-pen.

• What do you call a crab who’s into fashion? A trend-shell-ter.

• What’s a crab’s favorite superhero? Claw-verine.

• Why don’t crabs trust anyone? Too many shell games.

• What do crabs do on a rainy day? Watch Net-shell-ix.

• Why did the crab blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.

• What did the crab say during hide and seek? Shell yeah, you found me!

• Why was the crab grumpy? It had a hard shell day.

• How do you compliment a crab? Tell it it’s clawsome!

• Why did the crab fail art class? It only drew sideways.

• What do you call a crab who tells jokes? A pun-chy crustacean.

• What do crabs do at parties? They shell-abrate.

• Why are crabs good at trivia? They always dig deep.

• What kind of photos do crabs take? Shell-fies!

• What do crabs do at the gym? Claw-listhenics.

• How do crabs apologize? They shell up and say sorry.

• Why do crabs never get lost? They follow their claw-s.

• What’s a crab’s favorite app? Snap-claw-t.

Crab One Liners

• Shell we dance?

• Crabs: the real pinch-hitters.

• Feeling a little crab-tivated today.

• Keep it claw-sy.

• Crabs don’t walk sideways in life — they sidestep drama.

• Life’s better at the beach… with crabs!

• Born to beach, forced to crab.

• I’m claws to perfection.

• Don’t be crabby — be happy!

• Always bring your A-claw game.

• Crabby by nature, funny by choice.

• Shell we talk about it?

• Life’s a beach and then you crab.

• Pinching pennies like a true crab.

• Crab-solutely loving this.

• I’m not grumpy, I’m crusty.

• Shell-ter in place — it’s pun time.

• I claw my way to the top.

• My humor is a little shell-shocked.

• Don’t shell-shame me.

• Crust me, I’m hilarious.

• The beach is calling, and I must crab.

• Living that shell life.

• Keep your claws to yourself.

• Claw-verness is my middle name.

• Crabs: masters of the sideways hustle.

• Shellfish but stylish.

• I’m in my pun-shell era.

• Pinch me — I’m dreaming!

• I’m claw-fully punny today.

Whether you’re cracking up over crustaceans or just love a good pun, these crab puns are perfect for adding humor to any shell-abration.

From jokes to one-liners, you’re now fully equipped to make anyone laugh — sideways, of course! Keep these handy for beach days, seafood dinners, or just when you’re feeling a little crabby in the best way.